Ref: DPC-2026-0710-A
Classification: Confidential
July 2026
Partnership & Collaboration Policy
External Consultants & Agency Onboarding
Section 1

Scope of This Document

This document outlines the terms, requirements, and verification procedures that Despiram Consulting applies to all inbound partnership proposals, external consultant engagements, and agency collaboration requests.

All prospective partners must complete the verification process described in Section 3 before any commercial discussion can proceed.

Section 2

Eligibility Criteria

To be considered for partnership, external consultants must demonstrate:

We do not engage with intermediaries, automated outreach systems, or AI-generated correspondence.


Section 3

Identity Verification Protocol

In compliance with our internal security standards and as part of our due diligence process, all external contacts are subject to the following automated checks upon accessing this document:

These checks are initiated automatically when this page is loaded. By continuing to read, you acknowledge that this information has been recorded.

Section 4

Non-Disclosure & Data Handling

All information shared during preliminary discussions is covered under a mutual NDA effective upon first contact. Despiram Consulting reserves the right to record, log, and analyze all communications for quality assurance and fraud prevention purposes.

We take a zero-tolerance approach to social engineering, phishing, and credential harvesting attempts. All such incidents are reported to the relevant authorities, including:


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// Investigation log
> query linkedin "Eli Blasi" + Google + Rohego
> result: No verifiable Google employment history found
> rohego_llc: 1-10 employees, furniture startup, NYC
> conclusion: Profile does not match stated credentials
> status: FLAGGED

We researched your profile before you even sent your first message. "Eli Blasi, ex-Google, consultant at Rohego" doesn't check out. No public trace of that employment history. Rohego is a 5-person furniture startup — not the kind of company that hires ex-Google consultants for international e-commerce outreach.

If you're a real person: no hard feelings. Send a video call invite and prove it. We'll happily collaborate.

If you're a bot, a script, or an AI agent running a lead-gen scam: your operator should know that this interaction has been documented and reported.

For legitimate inquiries: If you represent a real company and arrived here by mistake, we apologize for the theatrical welcome. You can reach us through our verified LinkedIn profile or website. We just don't respond well to unsolicited AI-generated messages from fabricated identities.